Stoos Views

My Qualifications For President by Barack Hussein Obama

 

Copyright © 2008 William Kevin Stoos

 

Background:

 

I was born either in Kenya, Indonesia, Canada, or the United States.

 

I hung out with “Uncle Frank” who was a communist.

 

I went to grade school, high school, college, and law school.

 

I was a community organizer who organized tenants and black voters.

 

I was a lawyer and taught law for awhile.

 

I got married.

 

I went to a black liberation church where my minister cussed America

and said the “G” word a lot.

 

I hung out with some friends who were 1960s terrorists. 

 

I was elected to the Illinois Senate and voted “Present” most of the time.

 

I was elected to the United States Senate and worked there 4-5 months then,

 

I ran for President.

 

Foreign Policy Experience:

 

I took some trips overseas.

 

I gave a speech in Berlin after a rock concert.

 

I once told Putin that “he needs to get his troops out of Georgia” and he did, after I told him.

 

Military Experience:

None.

 

Business Experience:

 

None.

 

Views on Women’s Rights:

White male with weak showing in primaries more qualified to be Vice President than Hillary Clinton with 18,000,000 votes.

 

Publishing Experience:

 

Wrote two books on my favorite subject: Me

 

Favorite Quote:

 

“Lest we forget at least an over-the-shoulder acknowledgment to the very first radical: from all our legends, mythology, and history (and who is to know where mythology leaves off and history begins — or which is which), the first radical known to man who rebelled against the establishment and did it so effectively that he at least won his own kingdom — Lucifer.” –Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals, 1971 (Father of community organizing)

Most Admired Person:

Me.

 

References:

 

Billy Ayers, 1960s radical

 

Bernardine Dohrn, 1960s radical

 

Reverend Jeremiah “G****** AmeriKKKa”  Wright

 

Louis Farrakahn

 

Antonio Gramsci (deceased)

 

Saul Alinsky (deceased)

 

Religion:

Pro Abortion/Gramsci Socialist.

(God Help Me) I Miss Hillary Already

 

Copyright © 2008 William Kevin Stoos

 

            While I never thought I would utter this sentiment, I really do miss Hillary. I am sorry to see her go. I am sorry that Obama dissed her and the women who worked hard for her are left with one more all-male ticket for the Democrats. I am sorry she was not given a moment’s consideration by the Obama camp for the Veep slot. That ticket might well have been unbeatable. But the Obama-Biden ticket is not.

 

            Why do I miss Hillary?  The reasons are simple:

 

–I never once heard her spouse say he was just “recently proud of his country.” [sic] Whether I agreed with Bill or not, at least he never uttered a disrespectful, smug, demeaning, and condescending statement like Michelle (“Recently Proud of My Country”) Obama did this summer. I think the Clintons are patriots. I am less certain about the Obamas. For a person who was Harvard educated (on taxpayer loans no less), enjoyed a several hundred thousand dollar per year income and is a millionaire with a housekeeper and groundskeeper and spends more money than many people make just on piano lessons each year, she sure seems ungrateful.

 

–I never heard her preacher say “G****** AmeriKKKa!”  Frankly, I never heard any preacher say that–except the Obamas’.

 

–I never knew the Clintons to hang with domestic terrorists, accept campaign contributions from them, or knowingly sit on boards with them.

 

–While they are liberals, the Clintons could by no stretch of the imagination be called radical leftists–a handle that fits the Obamas to a tee.

 

–While the Clintons make substantial contributions to charity (as do the Bushes  and the McCains by the way) the Obamas are perhaps the most uncharitable couple to hit Washington in a long time, giving at one point less than one percent of their income to the poor. Please see “Ebenezer Obama and Trickle Down Charity (The Rather Uncharitable Obamas)” [GOOGLE @ STOOS VIEWS--June 13, 2008…my most popular column by far for some reason] for the details, based on my examination of their income tax returns. At least when Hillary talks about helping the poor, she does it out of her own pocket. Not so for Obama, who likes to spend other people’s money rather than his own.

 

–While Hillary actually voted for the federal “Born Alive Infant Protection Act,” which protects babies who survive abortions, Obama blocked a similar measure as an Illinois Senator.  He is so radically pro-choice that he would allow a baby lucky enough to survive a botched abortion to be thrown into a dumpster. See, “ObamAbortion Abomination (Obama on Killing Babies)” [GOOGLE@STOOSVIEWS--August 16, 2008].

            Sure the Clintons were imperfect as we all are, and they certainly had their share of scandals. Yet, I miss them already. By comparison to the radical Obamas, Hillary and Bill now seem fairly normal. If the Obamas run this country, God forbid, we will wish that McCain (or even Hillary) were President. At least they are somewhere in the middle of the road with the rest of us folks. To the right or left of center, certainly, but in the middle nonetheless.

Senator Obama: “Your Papers Please” (Or, Are You a Citizen, Really?)

 

Obama’s Qualifications To Be Tested in Court

 

Copyright © 2008 William Kevin Stoos

 

Apart from the fact that Obama is the most radical, far-left Senator in Washington, with the most radical pro-choice/pro-infanticide views on killing babies and was raised by and influenced by radical socialists/America haters such as Uncle Frank (communist organizer from Hawaii), Billy Ayers and Bernardine Dorhn (home-grown unapologetic terrorists from the 60’s), “Reverend” Jeremiah “AmeriKKKa” Wright, black liberation theologian, Louis Farrakhan–black separatist hate monger–and others, he has a more fundamental problem yet: he may not be a natural born citizen. Of course you will seldom hear this in the mainstream press, because they love Obama and are dying to get him elected–witness the entourage of NBC, ABC and CBS lap dogs who followed his every move on his “Citizen of the World” tour this summer. Neither Chris (“I get a tingle down my leg when he speaks”) [sic] Mathews nor anyone else is likely to touch this story–precisely because it is so potentially devastating to the Obama campaign.

 

Since Obama must be a natural born citizen in order to become president, it is fair to ask: “Where are your papers?”  So far, he has not produce anything in response except to publish a phony “certificate of live birth” [sic] which is an obvious forgery on its face, does not contain any traceable serial number, and is in any event not a duplicate original, but something else–a document which looks official and is designed to lead the public to believe that he was born in Hawaii. If he was, then he and his campaign can simply produce an original or a duplicate original birth record–not the phony “document” published by his campaign on the web, but the real thing. How is that so hard? Any one of use can go to our local county recorder or clerk of court or registrar of records or their equivalent in their respective state and get a duplicate original of their birth record. This begs the question: Why can’t Obama?  The answer: he does not want to. Simply put, if he were born in Indonesia, Kenya, or Canada (either is possible) or elsewhere, it is entirely possible–given his parents’ rather bizarre marital history and international meanderings–that he is not a natural born citizen at all. If he is not, then he is not eligible to serve as President of the United States and should not even be wasting the taxpayers’ time and money trying to get elected. If he is a natural born citizen, then he can prove all of us wrong, set the record straight and we will shut up about this issue. However, only he can prove this, and, frankly, he has a duty to do so. Further, and finally, did he register for the draft? What has he said about this? Nothing. If he did not, then why not? Could it be that he might have to show some paperwork for that as well? My son registered for the draft, I registered for the draft, many millions of men in this country registered for the draft--why not Obama?  

 

His Qualifications May Be Tested in Federal Court

 

            Within the past few days, a pro se Plaintiff who is asking the same question, had the integrity and guts to file a lawsuit against Obama, the Democratic National Committee, and the Federal Election Commission, asking the hard questions that everyone else was afraid to ask and which the press never will: “Mr. Obama, what are your qualifications?” And how did the Democrats and the Federal Election Commission allow this to progress so far without every questioning Obama’s credentials?  This federal lawsuit, designed to ask these questions and flush out the proof–if there is any–of Obama’s qualifications to run for the highest office in the land, captioned: BERG vs. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, et al, (CIVIL ACTION NO. 08CV4083, UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF PENNSYLVANIA)  is must reading for anyone who desires to learn the bizarre family history of the man who would be president, the curious travels of his parents, their strange marital history and the fundamental issues raised with respect to his qualification to be president. Berg has clearly done his research on Obama and his COMPLAINT should be read by anyone interested in this issue and must be expedited by the Court so that this most fundamental issue with respect to Obama’s qualification to be president is heard in time to prevent the constitutional crisis which will ensue if we elect a man who is not legally qualified to become president.

 

            Before you ask to lead this country, please, Mr. Obama, simply remove this cloud of suspicion and prove that you are a natural born citizen first. If you cannot, then please end the fraud now, allow Hillary to run and let’s get on with the election. At least we will be able to vote on candidates who are qualified under the Constitution to lead this country. Your papers please……

 

 

 

(Or, “A War Hero and Successful Business Leader vs. Two Prima Donnas Who Never Ran Anything”)

Copyright © 2008 William Kevin Stoos

In this most dangerous of times, with enemies foreign and domestic surrounding us, an economy sorely in need of someone who knows how to run things, and a country crying out for results and not empty rhetoric—for which Barack Hussein Obama has become famous—there is only one logical choice for McCain’s running mate: Mitt Romney. Romney brings to the ticket a man of unquestioned morals, and solid character, a man of substance, and a person who has a proven track record of actually running things. As the Governator once said during his gubernatorial run in California, Romney—unlike Obama, Biden and even McCain–is used to “signing the front of the check.” He has run successful businesses, served as Chief Executive of the Olympics, and run a government. Unlike senators, who are responsible for nothing other than pleasing their constituents, getting re-elected, and can afford the luxury of taking pot shots at everyone else while not really having to account to anyone, Romney has been out in front and sat in the hot seat. Who among the three current candidates can say that? Not McCain (with the exception of his military command experience), not Biden (who never served in the military whatsoever), and certainly not Obama the Magnificent who, near as we can tell, never even registered for the draft and has spent most of his lackluster career as a United States Senator, running for President.

So, it seems the choice is as easy as it is logical: McCain must choose Romney. This ticket, deep in military and foreign policy experience, and deep in knowledge of the economy and how American business actually runs (a subject about which Obama has no clue) is the answer in this time of international danger and an economy that is better than the Democrats let on, but desperately needs strong leadership to rescue it from the doldrums. What, after all, would be the alternative in this most dangerous of times for America? Two prima donnas with no military experience, who have never run anything but their mouths, and could not organize a two-car funeral. So, for the sake of the country, the economy, and our future, John, don’t pick a lightweight. Put aside whatever ill will may be left over from the primaries and go for the only real alternative—Mitt Romney.

IVAN’S RED STAR STATION

(Or, How GermanyBecame Addicted to Russian Oil)

 

Copyright © 1981, 2008 William Kevin Stoos

 

“The U.S.S.R. has announced plans to construct a natural gas pipeline from Siberia to

West Germany. The pipeline is expected to be operational by 1984.” (November 16,

1981) [William Kevin Stoos, Manchester Union Leader, 1981]

 

“Energy accounts for 70 % of German imports from Russia.” Alexander’s Gas and Oil Connections, April 6, 2008.

           

 

Wolfgang drove up to

The Sign of the Star

And a smiling attendant

Leaned into his car.

(He wore a Red Star

On his fuzzy brown cap

And a Misha-Bear patch

Over each pocket flap.)

 

“Fill’er up Comrade?

What will it be?

We welcome your business—

And, as you can see,

Whatever you ask for

Is what you will get,

From “KGB No-Knock,”

“Supreme Soviet,”

To “Regular Red Star”

Or new “Borsch-ohol,”

We’ll even deliver—

Just give us a call.”

 

“Ja wohl!” shouted Wolfgang

“What have we to fear?

For clearly it seems

You have no shortage here!”

Soon customers flocked there

From near and afar

To fill up their tanks

At the Sign of the Star—

 

 

His prices were always

The lowest around,

And soon Ivan’s station

Was the only in town.

(See Ivan was shrewd

And did well understand

An immutable law of

Supply and demand:

If you have the supply

And your price is the best,

In time you will prosper

And crowd out the rest.)

 

Now in time it developed

(as might be predicted)

The whole German nation

Became quite addicted;

They needed ole Ivan

Too badly it seemed,

And too late discovered

How Ivan had schemed.

For Ivan foresaw what

The Germans most lacked

And knew he could profit

From one simple fact—

The oil he supplied was

The very foundation,

The blood of the German

Industrial nation;

And he who dispensed it

Could simply control

The life of his customers

Body and soul.

 

And over the years

It did come to pass

They relied on ole Ivan

For far more than gas:

Their heating oil, kerosene,

Crude and no-knock

All came to them straight

From the communist bloc.

 

  

Without Ivan’s blessing

Their cars wouldn’t go,

Nor could they survive in

The cold winter’s snow;

Their factories, schools,

And government too,

All ran on his schedule,

For everyone knew

The power to oil

Was the power to kill

And the whole German country

Now bowed to his will!

 

(And soon ev’ry German

Wore a fuzzy brown cap

With cute little Mishas

On each pocket flap.)

 

 

 

ObamAbortion, Abomination

(The Obamas on Killing Unborn and Born Alive Infants)

Copyright  (c) 2008 William Kevin Stoos

 

            As hard as they try to pander to Middle America, act like they really like this country and are “just plain folks” like the rest of us, with good ole Kansas values, the Obamas are anything but mainstream. They do not share the values of most of us in Middle America. Senator Obama was influenced by “Uncle Frank” a well-known organizer for the communist party in Hawaii, groomed by the left-wing socialist Chicago political establishment, and preached to by black liberation theologian/hate monger “Reverend” Jeremiah “AmeriKKKa” Wright for twenty years, although he never heard any of Wright’s sermons. His friends include treasonous home-grown terrorists such as Billy Ayers and Bernie Dohrn, who gave aid and comfort to our enemies during Viet Nam and such racist hate-mongers as Louis Farrakhan. That is, before he denied knowing them all that well, when it served his political ambitions to do so. He and his radical wife Michelle–recently proud of her country–(having had to endure a Harvard education and obtain a law degree in a country that apparently oppressed her) would have the public believe that they are just folks, with good family values. Yet, shockingly, the public knows little or nothing about where Obama stands on any issues and few have ever taken the time to research his background. Before it is too late and we elect a radical socialist and the most pro-abortion politician ever to hit Washington as our next president, perhaps we should examine the Obama family values more closely.

            Let’s start with babies. Of course we know that Obama would not want his daughter to be “punished with a baby” [sic] if she became pregnant.  But it gets worse. In February of 2004, Michelle (recently proud of America) Obama authored a fund raising letter soliciting funds for Obama’s senatorial campaign. Preaching to the radical, left-wing, pro-abortion, feminist choir, she railed against the federal partial birth abortion ban, and trumpeted the fact that her husband would never allow pro-life judges to interpret the law and would preserve the right of a woman and her doctor not just to perform an abortion, but to kill viable babies who were inches from life, by stabbing them in the head with scissors and sucking their brains out—euphemistically referred to as “partial birth abortion.” (Perhaps if commentators, politicians, and the rest of us referred to the procedure as “stabbing a nearly-born baby in the head and sucking his or her brains out” rather than “partial birth abortion,” people would better understand the hideous nature of this procedure.) But, back to the fund raising letter. Michelle (recently proud of her country) Obama, when raising money for her husband, referred to “partial birth abortion” (stabbing a nearly born baby in the head and sucking his or her brains out) as:

            “…a legitimate medical procedure.” [sic]

This, of course, begs the questions: 1. In whose book is this a “legitimate medical procedure?” and 2. When did Michelle Obama go back to school and get her medical degree?  Of course the salient point is this: The Obamas, when raising money for his senatorial campaign, elicited money from the radical left pro-baby-killing wing of the Democratic party, bragged that Obama would prevent the politicians and the courts from ever presuming to protect babies, and trumpeted the “legitimate medical procedure” [sic] of stabbing babies in the head and removing their brains—just inches and moments from birth.  I don’t know whose family values these are, but they are not mine, and certainly not those of Middle America or Kansas either, I presume.

But it gets worse.  Forget about “punishing your girl by allowing her to have a baby.” Forget about stabbing live babies moments from birth in the head with scissors and sucking their brains out. The Obama family values go even further. Obama does not even favor protecting innocent babies who actually are “lucky” enough to survive late term abortions. In testimony before the United States Senate just before the federal Born Alive Infant Protection Act was passed (98-0 with Hillary Clinton supporting the Act) the Senators heard of instances in which babies surviving late-term abortions were actually thrown into waste bins or allowed to die by indifferent doctors or mothers who found the babies inconvenient. This is not just an abortion, this is not just a partial birth abortion; this is nothing less than infanticide.  However, when a similar measure was brought to committee in the Illinois Senate–a committee chaired by none other than then Illinois Senator Barack Obama–he let the measure die in committee.  Like the babies who survived late-term abortions and then were allowed to die, the bill protecting born alive babies in Illinois was allowed to die by none other than now Senator and Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama. Put simply, whenever Barack Obama had the chance to vote on and promote a bill in the Illinois Senate which would have prohibited doctors from allowing born alive babies to die or be killed or be thrown into dumpsters, Obama—the family man with good ole fashion American values—did [i]nothing. Worse yet, he prevented the bill from being passed and argued against it. He would, as it turns out, let born alive babies die rather than prevent their deaths because to do so might some day, restrict a woman’s right to an abortion or result in the questioning of Roe v. Wade—God forbid.

            So, before you vote for the first socialist president of the United States, and as you watch the campaign commercials touting the Obamas’ family values, featuring the Obama family sitting around a cozy fireplace, think not of the image that they want to sell you. Think rather about the reality of who they are and what they stand for. If killing unborn babies, killing nearly born babies, and allowing born alive babies to be thrown in to a dumpster while still alive is your idea of family values, then vote for Obama.  He is, after all, the champion of the right to kill babies. But just don’t say you didn’t know. Fifty million American babies have been killed since Roe v. Wade. And the Obamas are proud to have done their part to expedite the slaughter. As Michelle said:  “He is a fighter [for the right to abort and kill babies] and he will be a champion we can be proud of.”

 

Herr Obama: “Koennen Sie Deutsch?”

(Monolingual Obama Embarrasses U.S.)

Copyright © 2008 William Kevin Stoos

I recall that the Presumptive President of America and First Citizen of the World, Hussein the Magnificent, recently lectured Americans on how embarrassing it was that we stupid Americans speak only English. To paraphrase The Presumptive President and First Citizen of the World: “When Europeans come here, they speak many languages, but we go over there and we [dumb Americans] can only say ‘Merci beaucoup’.” Or, “Instead of worrying about whether immigrants who come here learn English, you should make sure your child learns Spanish.” Of course, when Hussein the Magnificent lectured us on how narrow-minded we were and how the country was simply not urbane like our European counterparts, I for one, felt ashamed. I am sure all of us did.

Therefore, when I heard that the Presumptive President of America and First Citizen of the World was traveling to Europe and the Middle East, I waited anxiously to hear him speak to the world in many tongues. I had never heard a president speak Farsi and hoped to hear that. Alas, when he spoke in the Middle East, Hussein the Magnificent spoke, I believe, English. When he traveled to France, I was certain he would sweep the French off their feet speaking flawless French and not come off like just some other uncultured American tourist walking around with a “Learn French in Three Days” pocket guide. Alas, I heard no French issue forth from the mouth of the multilingual Presumptive President at all. Certainly, when he stood before the adoring crowd of Berliners which he would one day rule when he was elected First Citizen of the World, he would speak in flawless German to show that not all Americans are stupid and monolingual. Yet, when standing before the vast crowd of German groupies where truly great Americans have stood, daring to hope that he too would have his John Kennedy or Ronald Regan moment in the sun, he began to speak, curiously, in English. By then, I was totally deflated. Here stood the Presumptive President of the United States and First Citizen of the World, fresh from lecturing his boorish and uncultured countrymen on their inability to speak another language and he speaks (God help us) ….er, uh….well….English. I shuddered to think what the world must think of us now. Or, how his German groupies had to hear Hussein the Magnificent speak to them in a foreign tongue.

So, I threw away my You Too Can Speak Farsi, my French for Dumb Americans and my Spanish for Legal American Citizens because I was simply too disillusioned. To think our future leader is as dumb and apparently as monolingual as the rest of us. It was more than I could bear. Thinking back, John Kennedy and Ronald Regan did not speak German either. Yet, they may be excused; they were men of substance–great men. And they did not talk down to us or tell us how dumb we were. To quote a politician of yesteryear: “I knew Jack Kennedy, he was a friend of mine. But you, Senator Obama, are no Jack Kennedy.” And you are, apparently, woefully monolingual like the rest of us dummies.